With time even the most loving relationships get a little repetitious & timeworn - intimacy fades, as does beauty, but after some consideration I've devised a definitive list on how to revive even the most lagging of relationships. It doesn't matter if you're semi attached or for that matter semi detached - for this to work you only need have known the person for a minimum of three days.
Surprise your partner with a new pet (fish don't count). To ensure optimum bonding choose a young animal that requires lots of love and attention. Inform your partner the pet is his & only his. This works as a great distraction & gives you plenty of time to think of other interesting ways to 'spice' up your relationship.
Relationships thrive on mystery. Go to your favorite restaurant but DON'T order the chicken. This will invariably remind him about the spontaneous, funtime girl you used to be. Other ways to be mysterious include hiding the table condiments when he goes to the bathroom and pretending to the waiter that you don't understand the specials. Alternatively you could try talking in a foreign language or if you're feeling particularly ambitious make one up!
Finances permitting plan a trip somewhere HOT! Start the day with a wholesome tequila breakfast. Think outside your typical cereal bowl. Options could include Tequila jelly on toast, fruit soaked in Agavero or my personal favourite - eggs poached in tequila. Remember to leave the kids at home & to be on the safe side you should have probably known that special someone for at least 3 weeks before attempting this one.
Perform an unrehearsed strip tease. Take care not to trip over your underwear (or under your overwear). For added excitement initiate during the last ten minutes of their favorite TV show but preferably not during yours - a snacktime embroidered thong is never a good look. Maintain eye contact with your subject at all times.
For heightened intimacy during the night wake your partner at two hourly intervals. Attempt great conversation starters like the defining factors of why your relationship isn't working & round it up with what you'd like for breakfast.
With time intimacy can fade or, perhaps in your case it was never there! Rest assured it's never too late to cultivate, so start by sharing everything! Bathing, toileting, mealtimes. If you're pressed for time, bring him breakfast on the toilet. You can sit on the bath and talk to him while he eats. Remember, despite everything your mother & father told you, intimacy is not created when you partner is in another room.
Be spontaneous about your appearance. Cut your hair very short or dye it an unusual color. If you don't have much hair to start with then grow something! Toenails are a good start. There's nothing like an impromptu back scratch in the night via a well meaning toenail (or two). Go on, surprise him!
